10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant