10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die