10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.