10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event