10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.