10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez