10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?