10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio