10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "No river, no fish."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)