10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.