10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.