10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel