10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-