10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.