10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers