10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer