10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson