10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.