10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery