10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph