10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."