10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders