10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.