10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Fold and live to fold again
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "No river, no fish."