10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)