10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..