10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- You have to piss with the dick you have