10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "No river, no fish."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament