10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "No river, no fish."