10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.