10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "All-in, bitches!!!"