10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is for loners.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe