10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"