10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."