10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz