10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fold and live to fold again
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --