10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.