10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak