10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--