10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio