10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.