10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "No river, no fish."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks