10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.