10 Random Poker Quotes

Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
It's Free To Fold...
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
Poker is for loners.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant