10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.