10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez