10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!