10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain