10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "No river, no fish."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth