10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson